Awake

Just woke up. Unlike the arthritic, when I wake up the stiffness is a good thing (RJ must be dreaming about fucking that hottie from "Bones" again). Anyway, I just realized that this is a blog in every sense. Blog, after all, is a contraction of weblog. I'm on the web. I'm a log. Hang on, I'm getting a head rush--he must be dreaming about making lunch now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.