Wednesday, May 20, 2009

An Even Bigger Dick

I'm sick and tired of seeing the former vice president on tv. He sits there in judgment of Obama as if from some moral and political pedestal, aiming preposterous criticisms at the President like the bitter old fuck he is. How is it that America stood by while Count Dracula was a heartbeat away from the Oval Office for eight years? I think when we look back on the Bush Administration, we'll shake our heads about Cheney more than anything else.

Bush was a stupid fratboy with zero vision and only slightly more humanity. He had less political charisma than anyone on "Saved By The Bell," but he wasn't evil. Cheney, on the other hand, is a scary man. Never mind that he looks and acts like Laurence Olivier in "Marathon Man." This guy oozes bloodlust from every pore. His disregard for civil liberties and contempt for anyone who opposes him is unparalleled in Washington power circles, and the fact that he's lasted in that town so long is a sad comment on our tolerance for fascists dressed up as patriots.

I'll just bet he's got a little nub between his legs. His behavior is typical of guys who compensate for having little penises. In every possible way, he gives dicks everywhere a bad name.
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