Understanding full well that my acting days are nearing their end, I’ve begun to explore my other passion: music. What may surprise you, though, is that I’m a Country fan, always have been. So I’d like to share with y’all (yeah, I’ve got the lingo down) a song I just wrote last week. Let me know what you think!
In Africa there’s hysteria
People runnin’ round with Malaria
Now Mexico is making headlines too
And causin’ folks a scare.
Darlin’ I hope that this isn’t wrong.
Talkin’ bout these illnesses in my love song.
I wrote it down just to say to you
That I really care.
CHORUS:
Oh you can give me e-ver-y disease
A fella can acquire above the knees.
And I ain’t worried ‘bout the Swine Flu.
I’m just scared over losing you.
Syphilis and herpes don’t mean a thing
If I can fit your finger with a diamond ring.
Give me Gonorrhea ‘till the cows come home
As long as I’m with you.
Honey I would never get rid ‘a ya
Even if I caught me some Chlamydia
My genital warts have inspired this tome
As well as puss-like goo
CHORUS:
Oh you can give me e-ver-y disease
A fella can acquire above the knees.
So I ain’t worried ‘bout the Swine Flu
I’m just scared over losing you.
Yeah, I ain’t worried ‘bout the Swine Flu
I’m just scared over losing you.
©2009 Ron Jeremy’s Dick
